The Loki Variant You Are Based On Your Zodiac Sign

We've got to admit, Loki Variant L6792, also known as Troll Loki, threw us for a bit of a loop. So named for his appearance, which is somewhat reminiscent of the rock troll Ulik  — not to be confused with a Kronan like Korg (Taika Waititi) — from Marvel Comics, Troll Loki is big, green, and shirtless; he could easily pass for a Hulk Loki variant, were it not for his disproportionately elongated arms, which look like they practically drag his knuckles along the ground. Well, that and the fact that his pants aren't torn, but rather completely intact.

Given that we've not yet seen trolls in the MCU, we're left to base our analysis off of traditional portrayals from Scandinavian folklore — which conveniently dovetails nicely with Norse mythology — supplemented by a bit of political philosophy. Such trolls were ugly, brutish creatures known for being slow-witted — again, we're not talking about the Hulk — and living underground or in caves, typically away from people. 

Not unlike Frost Giant Loki, Troll Loki has a dual nature, though where the former seems to have blended two aspects, the latter is clearly more Troll than Loki. As such, we're going with Gemini. Represented by a pair of twins, "Gemini is constantly juggling a variety of passions, hobbies, careers, and friend groups," according to Allure, which calls the sign "the social butterflies of the zodiac." Whereas Frost Giant Loki is harmonious balance of two worlds and can exist in both simultaneously, Troll Loki appears to have a dominant troll side, meaning he'd have to flip back and forth between the roles, depending on the situation.